kAh,,Kah,,Kah..LwAk tUe d0e...

Mak : Nak, mak sudah x kuat lagi, mak minta kamu smbng mengusahakan kbun mak...
Ank : Jgn ckp mcm tu, mak (dlm hati, tak sia2 aku balik kmpung... dpt pulak harta pusaka dia)
Mak : Sgala isi perkebunan, ternakan, traktor utk kamu. Tlg jga baik-baik, jgn lupa disiram tiap hri tnaman mak
Ank : Baik mak, mak jgn bmbang tntang hal tu, Tapi dimana kebun mak? sy x prnh thu?

... Mak : Di Facebook Mak, FARMVILLE, 6ti mak bg tau passwordnya.
Ank : =___=''


Aiman : Azlee, kalau kau nampak RM10 kat meja dan RM5 kat lantai, yang mana kau akan ambil?
Azlee : Mestilah RM10 , Banyak tuu !
Aiman : Azlee,kenapa kau bengap sgt? Kenapa tak amik je dua-dua?
Azlee : >_< ?


Seorang ibu mahu mengundur kereta, seperti biasa dia cakap dengan anaknya. Anak dia ini baru berumur 8 tahun. Dia cakap “Mak nak undur kereta, kalau kena cakap ye!”
“Ok!” kata anak dia.
Si ibu pun undur keretanya.
“Lagi mak undur lagi” kata anak dia.
“Lagi lagi” kata anak dia.
... Si ibu pun undur lagi, tiba-tiba “DAMM” kereta yg dia undur tu terlanggar
pokok kat belakang.
Anak dia pun menjerit” OK! Mak, dah kena!”


Cikgu dan Murid 2 amanah.

Cikgu: Azman, jgn tido time cekgu mgajar.
Azman: Maafkan sy cekgu.
Cikgu: Kamu tido lwt ke smlm?
... Azman: Ye cekgu...
Cikgu: nape kamu tido lwt?
Azman: Tv marah sy tido cekgu..
Cikgu: Tv?????
Azman: yee cekgu.. dia ckp "Jangan Tidur Lagi".




Girl: Awak merokok?
Boy: Tak...
Girl: Minum?
Boy: Tak...
Girl: Ada kereta?
... ... Boy: Cuma ada BMW,WOLKSWAGEN,SUBARU,HONDA DENGAN FERRARI...
Girl: [Wah anak orang kaya rupanya] Rumah kat ne?
Boy: Bukit Antarabangsa...
Girl: Wah mesti mahal...
Boy: Tak la...cuma RM 950.000 je...
Girl: Dah pernah pegi haji?
Boy: Umrah baru 3 kali...haji 2 kali..
Girl: Wah...[Calon suami mithali]...kerja apa?
Boy: Pengarah syarikat..
Girl: [Confirm jadi boyfriend aku] HOBI?
Boy: tipu org...
hahahaahaa..

ALIM : ibu,bodoh tu ape?
IBU : bodoh?bodoh tu bangang...
ALIM : bangang?bangang tu ape?
IBU : bangang tu bodoh laaa..
ALIM : huh?bodoh tu ape plak?
... IBU : bangang laaaa..bodoh tu bangang..bangang tu bodoh..
ALIM : yela...bodoh bangang tu camne rupenye..?
IBU : MACAM KAU LA!!
ALIM : ohhh...paham-paham,hehehe

Marry y0u

Marry y0u Lyrics

It’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go,
No one will know,
Come on girl.
Who cares if we’re trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow,
Shots of patron,
And it’s on girl.
Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll go, go, go, go-go.
If you’re ready, like I’m ready.
Cause it’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
I’ll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So whatcha wanna do?
Let’s just run girl.
If we wake up and you wanna break up that’s cool.
No, I won’t blame you;
It was fun girl.
Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll go, go, go, go-go.
If you’re ready, like I’m ready.
Cause it’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Just say I do,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby. x2
Cause it’s a beautiful night,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

l0vE y0u

[Verse 1]
It’s been said and done
Every beautiful thought’s been already sung
And I guess right now here’s another one
So your melody will play on and on, with the best of them
You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible
A center full of miracle, lyrical
You’ve saved my life again
And I want you to know baby
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin re-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin re-pe-pepepepe-peat
[Verse 2]
Constantly, boy you played through my mind like a symphony
There’s no way to describe what you do to me
You just do to me, what you do
And it feels like I’ve been rescued
I’ve been set free
I am hypnotized by your destiny
You are magical, lyrical, beautiful
You are… And I want you to know baby
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin re-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin re-pe-pe- pe pe-pe-peat
[Bridge]
No one compares
You stand alone, to every record I own
Music to my heart that’s what you are
A song that goes on and on
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin re-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I love you…like a love song…